March 2012
“Gaining entrance to Hell for a demon is all too easy of a task. *
For angels,...”
– Manchester Lost by Moczo (Good Omens fanfic)
February 2012
Sometimes I think Hillary and I take fanfiction...
Context: Hillary and I are discussing "Thursday's Child"
Hillary: I keep having to take breaks from reading this. This fanfic is intense. I mean, it has a ton of stuff in it.
Me: Yeah, in fact, in the future, this should be what all health classes are based on. It would make the education system so much better.
Hillary (as a future teacher): Okay students, this is your required reading. It will discuss drugs. It will discuss alcoholism. It will discuss sex. It will discuss rape a little bit. It will...probably not discuss pregnancy. Anyway, it will also discuss love, emotions and family.
A few weeks later:
Hillary (as a future teacher): Okay class, what did we learn?
Students: SO MUCH.
Hillary: Good, good. A's for everyone.
In the present:
Me: That would be a good class.
Goofus and Gallant →
watchingyouall:
I don’t know if any of you ever read the kids’ magazine “Highlights”, but if you did you probably remember the Goofus and Gallant comic strip. Even if you don’t know who they are, this article is pretty funny.
remember that one guy
gallifreyburning:
ktbakerstreet:
flowersforsherlock:
hamishwatermelon:
in silence in the library
the one who married Donna in the virtual life
then found her again
but couldn’t call out to her because of his stutter
I WANTED HIM TO COME BACK
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
Katy's Extremely Social Weekend
Hey Katy, what did you, a moderately attractive young lady, do on this Saturday night? Did you go to a party? Did you meet new people? Did you socialize with the other people in your dorm?
Perhaps you didn’t do any of those things. Perhaps, after marathoning the first half of the sixth season of Supernatural, you spent all night sitting on the floor of your dorm room reading fanfiction.
...
[Sub] What if Sam is actually short for Samson and...
whatifsupernatural:
Submitted by: StealATimeLord.tumblr.com
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
